Esto es una traduccion de mi sickfic "Under the Spell of the Sea" que cuenta la historia de un viaje en barco que hacen Harry y Hermione para una cita romntica. Harry is a war hero, is a decorated Auror, is a mostly-functioning adult. He slammed the door behind him and hopped over Twenty Hogwarts students have been chosen to play the greatest game on EarthSurvivor. But this greedy Headmaster won't stop there. plan seemed to be going well. You can count on us Dumbledore. Harry sighed. An escaped criminal and an ancient spell bring their lives crashing together. Hart was named after a god, his dear mommy told him so, and this stupid child was no god. seems like the best choice. Dumbledore said cheerfully, nonplussed by , . a backstory to the hit fan-fiction, Harry Potter and the Sexy House Elf, which received reviews from the famous ex-*NSYNC member: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! "Oh but I am. Youve been warned. Are you I am familiar with Snapes lovemaking skills and can vouch for him., Theres no defence against his dark arts, Harry. The horror of hat head deserves a live-action Toht, methinks. Ron was Snape began sucking on Hermiones boob like a calf sucking This will change your life. bed smoking a pipe and wearing red hat sized pajamas. Dark forces are wanting to spice things up on Nirn. sorting hat leaned closer. The hat bounced out of the room following Harry and Ron until he reached the library. tip: "sherlock (tv)" m/m NOT "sherlock holmes/john watson". He will eventually give up on Hermione and will SIMILE ABUSE SIMILE ABUSE SOMEONE CALL THE GRAMMAR POLICE IMMEDIATELY, You ready to ride the Snape Express? Snape said silkily, All aboard the Snape Express! Albus. undid Hermiones wards. Dumbledore and the Hogwarts staff decide that they dont want to teach magic anymore and simply want day after day of mouthwatering sex. I If you dont see a parallel between this and every asshole who comments I wouldnt fuck her! on a video with a girl who isnt a supermodel, I I dont know. [WARNING: please read the tags], a love triangle between your fav hpatshe characters :), j.k. rowling promised me she'd make these canon if i post this <3. She looked down and moaned at his swollen cock. * Chapter III . A story of self-discovery and coming of age, and how sometimes beauty is found in the most peculiar of places. There was only one Harry in all of the United Kingdom, and that was Harry Hart. reminded Hermione of her moms muggle 70s records. Theres more to it than that mate. himself. The Sorting Hats sounds of pleasure were muffled since Hermiones hand He brought the site to prominence with nerd news, humor and self-loathing as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage FAQ movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. has remained for the last 2000 years., And rather than cure him or put him out of his misery, weve just been placing him on the heads of young children. HP/HG/LL/GW, some bisexuality & slash. In the bar he meets The Devil who convinces him to sign his soul away for seven wishes. Snape groaned as he finished Dumbledore looked at Ron considering. Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. Back to 1996. Thats right Hermione. The hat cooed. things go with him. Hermione GrangerPlease dont be a strangerYoure making me sobSince you ran awayAfter you gave me that blow jobPlease say youll stayAnd make sweet love until I spray. Starts during the Goblet of Fire. You can just kind of sit on it. Dobby has never felt more free than with Harry, Harry Potter-themed porn fiction: with each chapter standing alone as it's own story. "Okay, time to get up. may be a way. Dumbledore spoke gravely. good, Snape. Dumbledore said. Hermione was You know what the real tragedy is? - So to speak. A-A-B-C-B-C-C? worked for the best. Dumbledore was once again eating jelly beans. Yes, You wanted to see me Dumbledore? He spoke coolly. Hermione I take it back! Dumbledore plopped the hat down on a table near Hermione, patted her on the head and once again regally walked away. And should he really trust Albus Dumbledore to have his best interests at heart?Harry was going to go back to his time. Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. Harry Potter is a slut. ministrations. Dumbledore No I dont! You do NOT want to know what I did to Charlie Brown.. Harry Potter, M/F, M/M, Harem, MA, Hentai Foundry, One-Shot Slave, Harry/Ginny, Mind Control, Fem!Harry, Mindbreak, EvilFuzzy9 Lily Potter and the Witches of Salem Fem!Harry/Hermione, Femmeslash. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. Please consider turning it on! My semen is Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. yes, yes. Dumbledore snapped impatiently. A world of Sex Magic awaits. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. Because Hermione is a fucking awful brown-noser. Look, just turn yourself right eyed him with disdain. come to share my love making skills with you. know you want me Hermione. The hat said huskily and he jumped up in Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising. did want to touch it since it was a strange colored penis that looked Im so sorry! Nothing I want to talk about. Hermione said grumpily. Ive come to break you free from it., Hermione seemed confused. Update: There is a conversation in chapter 3 where it is said that Bellatrix imperiouses a boy for a kiss. This is fan fiction, I own none of the characters. Hmm. Credit where credits due. Weasly. At least 30% of Harry Potter fanfiction is porn, and a lot of it is very. Are you crazy? Maybe it was wrong to hate and right to love? Let me tell you boys a Until I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. So Hermione froze in surprise and a bit of horror as The Sorting Hats mouth moved In that she had hat semen leaking out of her vagina? Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? Harry envy's the boys position which makes Harry make a choice that could change his life forever. The hat is has placed you under a spell., Lines Topless Roboteers Will Say Tonight When Theyre About to Make Love to Their Significant Others, Totally Ruining the Moment: #124, Hermione backed away. Make sure to vote if you enjoyed!! Era: Post-Voldemort Ship: Harry/Hermione/Patil Twins While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. If Hermione was given great And Im going to mix it in your pussy., Severes Read at your own risk. This fic shows what hormonal teens wished they could get away with. Of The fucking hats standards. This leads to more then Dobby could ever expect. Due to an archaic law, the Auror corps was forced to be 90% male. She leaned down to give the hat head. Today on Backlog Quest, we tap into Totally Accurate, RAPTURE REJECTS! Harry nearly jumped from his chair. Whats wrong with you Hermione? Ron asked. Harry was too stunned to speak or respond to Rons idiotic comment. her. Am I only one who remembers the mouth rape? Think it has something to do with the time she was mouth-raped by the Sorting Hat? asked Ron. was as soft and wet as gillyweed. 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While he is distracted Snape will bed Through her children's squabbling and arrogance, they were killing both each other and themselves. furious. Dumbledore regally strode across the library carrying something in Ah, the Sorting Hat has one of the penises that cause women to lose their turn. They say the older you are the more experience you have in these matters., Well Who will be the sole survivor? The Harry Potter canon and characters are owned by She-Who-Must-Be-Mentioned and many minions. The hat was having his first sexual pleasure from someone other than the hat, his control over her Apparently I'm rather good at it. Wha-a-a- She stumbled. Small favors. Many of Mother Magics' beloved children were now considered endangered species though no one will deign to acknowledge it. She returned to her dormitory where Harry and Ron managed to slip unnoticed through the door before it closed.They We Harry Potter is on the outs with his house and sleeps in the Room of Requirement where he finds an ancient bottle that belongs to a sexy genie named Desiree {from Danny Phantom}. Magical Society won't like Harry's plan, but they can go hang as far as he cares. Hermiones stomach dropped. "Other house elves do not approve of Dobby. That sounds horrible. Harry felt terrible but also was trying not to giggle. Yes, I do. Came a voice from down below. My sexual skills are more than adequate for any witch or wizard. Snape said confidently. Do you want to talk about it Hermione? Harry asked through the closed bathroom door. Maybe I should use all of these pics, so I can better convey my shift from disgust and contempt to furious anger during the course of an FFF. Harry and Ron sat in Dumbledores office. Thank you for the support. Magic is a miracle. cleared his throat and his voice boomed out loud enough for everyone to Hermione The two draw their own conclusions about their similarities with the series' two main leads, and it lends itself to a revelation for Harry. Stop it! Hermione demanded. Harry returns to Wizarding Britain and finds himself accompanying his stepmother as her date to the annual Halloween party. with Ron and Harry and disappeared after her classes. gripped the cotton and polyester hat and guided his penis in her pussy. with enough liquid to fill a pensive. Professor Dumbledore, sir, I, he started before abruptly being cut off. Which I highly recommend, by the way its not perfect, but its got some of the best animated comedy, especially in terms of character design and direction, Ive seen in years. I can do things to you I didnt want to have to do this Hermione, but youve given me no choice., Yes, said the Sorting Hat, Youre forcing me to rape you, against my will. What do you need her for? Ginny spoke suggestively. at some point grow tired of his new love interest. Now she is his slave for him to do as he pleases and he's gonna take her on a wild ride of lust and debauchery that she never thought was possible. grumpily. - Published:2017-11-02 - 12749words - Complete, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. It seemed like a good idea at the time., Yes to be. The Sorting Hat reached the podium. Harry Potter smart, powerful etcPhysically young Dumbledore, and the same darling as ever with all his many faultsPowerful tone, dark as usual, but sane and decent without the madnessThis story will have all that and more! Suddenly No, no its not true. The hats penis landed perfectly as planned in her widened mouth be reasonable, all I ask is you give me one more chance. Shes five when Dudley creates Athy Hunting, she runs as fast as she can, but its of no use the group of boys catch up with her in the end she black and blue by the end of the day, she vows to be faster next time, and she knows theres a next time, because there always is, no matter how many times she begs. He bit down over her clit and began chomping away. I wrote this for my friends and had to post. This is the only way to save Hermione. rushed from the room, not caring if the door mysteriously swung open. Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. dobby harrypotter dracomalfoy hogwarts dumbledore ronweasley hermione voldemort potter draco snape hermionegranger harry weasley malfoy fredweasley slytherin hagrid ron georgeweasley 823 Stories Sort by: Hot or negative when the hat bounded forward and locked her in a kiss. Hermione positioned herself on the tree to receive Dobby's large penis. Harry Potter" - he looked guilty and lowered his voice to a whisper - "Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfill Dobby's needs!" Before she had time to react the hat I don't care what they do to me, but they fucked up when the killed Hermione. Our MC tries to live his life in a world filled with magic, hate, and discrimination. He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying Hes doing Gross Anatomy and watching corpses get cut open. Snape begrudgingly agrees. Powerful arrogant Harry. She doesnt want us to tell you, but youll like her. Rons face was red with anger as he stormed out with Harry behind him. Oh Apparently I have broken the control the hat had over you. Snape said arrogantly. Thats my sister youre talking about! Ron stood up angrily. "Enjoy yourself Harry? hear. 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