Dont worry, however. Harry Potter de doce aos hurfano de padre y madre, recibe abusos de parte de sus parientes, golpeado y abusado, llega a Hogwarst, para su segundo ao, sin saber que su vida pronto cambiara, "Harry, Harry, Harry", Lockhart sanoi taas ja kurkotti puristamaan Harryn olkapt. Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 178,099 . Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. Book 6, Brotherhood. A highly polished collection of chains and manacles hung on the wall behind Filch's desk. The twins noticed a filing cabinet marked Confiscated and Highly Dangerous so, curious, they let off another Dungbomb in his office and "nicked" the Marauder's Map, which was stored inside that drawer, from him. Hiding, are you? Dumbledore appeared to like Filch, although the latter was unpleasant. [81] The caretaker stayed in the Castle during the battle,[82] although it is unknown how, as a Squib, he participated in the battle; perhaps he stayed to tend to the fighters' injuries or to aid the Hogwarts forces with his extensive knowledge of the Castle layout and secret passages. Harry Potter Fanfic Harry And Hermione. [57] Filch also assisted Umbridge when she had Trelawney sacked, something he most likely took pleasure in, as it caused Trelawney great stress and reduced her to tears. In early February, Professor Sprout kindly assured Filch she would have Mrs Norris back in no time, as the Mandrakes, who were maturing for the Mandrake Restorative Draught, were already moody, secretive, and with acne. Neville Longbottom has a romp with Luna Lovegood inWhat if I Do It Wrong? He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. It's me, Harry." Harry said calmly. From since Harry was at an early age, his father disdained him. Filch almost caught Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom, but they successfully managed to hide in the Forbidden Corridor as Peeves refused to share any information with Filch. Non-canon Harry Potter erotica: m/m. ), theres a Harry Potter erotica fanfic thats right for you. Oh God Not Again! This is a Triwizard clue! In an excuse to escape punishment, Draco told Filch he had been invited to Professor Slughorn's party, and Filch dragged him by the ear to Slughorn's office to see if his claim was true. [8] It's unclear whether the relationship was still going on by the time Harry attended Hogwarts, but he did see them at Dumbledore's funeral together. [69] Filch, however, was hoodwinked by Fred and George's Owl order service, in which their products came disguised as perfumes and cough potions. Delegations of students from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Durmstrang Institute came to Hogwarts in order to watch the Tournament and sign up to be chosen as one of the champions. PEEVES! Numerous pairings, including heterosexual and various LGBTQ+ oneshots, mainly involving Harry but also includes other relationships. Remus catches their breath, eyes opening as they wake. This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. During his tenure as Headmaster, Snape kept Filch working at Hogwarts despite his status as a Squib. [14], He was also very domineering, controlling and paranoid, as demonstrated by the numerous times he asked students what they were doing when they were simply wandering around in what he thought was a suspicious manner.[42]. Like why he hates students so much. So, the Legends, along with Harry Potter, Lena Luthor, and Kara Danvers, along with some guests, read the Harry Potter series. . Fred and George test out a new line of products, and things get sexy. Marrying Millicent Bulstrode, the ugly, smelly and fat girl of Slytherin, who liked to giggle with that irritating sound that tears through your head like the wail of a pig? [27] Later during this school year, he caught Jacob's sibling and their friends on the Training Grounds at night after hours, and took them to the Headmaster's office for punishment. [82] Others, like Pomona Sprout, were sympathetic and kind towards him.[37]. [16] In his years as Caretaker, Filch learned all about the Castle's secret passageways and hidden doors better than anyone but the Weasley twins and the Marauders. Though clearly thinking that Professor McGonagall had gone insane, Filch complied. Hermione looked up at Harry's face. [6] He had long hair with a bald spot on the top of his head and quivery jowls. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. Yes, this is a brother/brother smut story. Harry Potter is such a beautiful, erotic boy, and Gilderoy will have him wrapped tightly around his finger in the time it takes you to say Boggart. [55] But Cho vouched for Harry and stated that he was not ordering Dungbombs. [62] However, the counterattack against Umbridge was now in full force: much of the student body opposed Umbridge and Filch. Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes. I scoured the Internet to find the crme de la crme of Harry Potter erotica, and now I bring you a collection of some of the Internets Erotic Wizarding World highlights. This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. Filch even threatened Harry after finding him standing by the petrified Mrs Norris, Dumbledore had to calm him down. What's this racket? [35], On 26 May, Filch brought the four students to Rubeus Hagrid, who was assigned to lead them into the Forbidden Forest. ARTHUR WHERE IS MY IMPREGNATION? However, when Arthur turned around he looked at all three at them with a heavy gaze from his blue eyes causing them all of them flinch. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. Please consider turning it on! In the evening of 1 May 1998, Argus Filch was patrolling the corridors while Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood went to Ravenclaw Tower. In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. They brought either a Nose-Biting Teacup or Fanged Frisbee from Zonko's Joke Shop, and after Jacob's sibling placed the prank device inside his office after hiding themselves with the Shrinking Charm, Filch opened the box containing the prank device which forced him and Mrs Norris to retreat, allowing them to read and retrieve the notebooks. Harry Potter gives it a try with Moaning Myrtle inHarry Potters Ghostly Experienceby mercuryidols. [82] The battle recommenced shortly afterwards, and it all ended when Lord Voldemort was finally defeated and killed by Harry Potter in the Great Hall. [13], Filch lived in a dingy and windowless office containing filing cabinets with detailed records of all the students Filch had disciplined. You filthy little beasts would never have dropped Stink Pellets if you'd known I had it in my power to whip you raw, would you, now? When you buy through these links, we may earn an affiliate commission. Goodreads allows fanfiction if they are completed, self-published, and book-length. Umbridge and her Inquisitorial Squad then managed to catch the students leaving the Room of Requirement and Harry Potter, head of the organisation, was taken to the Headmaster's office while joined by Umbridge, Edgecombe, Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall, the Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge and his Junior Assistant Percy Weasley, and two Aurors. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist. Despite the fact that Filch never directly participated in the, Interestingly, Filch's love of medieval punishments would finally be achieved when the actor who played him in the films, David Bradley, would go on to play Lord Walder Frey in the famous. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. [23] Following this, Jacob's sibling and Nymphadora Tonks conspired to scare Filch from his office to retrieve the notebook. by snarkysweetness. Then, Professor Alastor Moody (actually Barty Crouch Jnr under the Polyjuice Potion) appeared and made them leave, convincing them that no one was there, saving Harry and later giving Harry's things back. On occasion, he fruitlessly scrubbed the message with Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, but to no effect. He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. After the battle, he returned to his position of caretaker, as he was immediately seen sweeping near the Great Hall. There's something thrilling about being the famous Harry Potter's teacher and Lockhart takes advantage of the chance to get so close to him. InThe Ladderby Cheryl Dyson, the couple gets frisky in the library. [70], After Harry Potter's discovery of the Half-Blood Prince's copy of Advanced Potion-Making, he learnt several new spells such as Langlock, a jinx that glued the victim's tongue to the roof of the mouth. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. He was later approached by Jacob's sibling who was concerned about Pince's plan for the Ball and told him Pince loved gorgeous settings such as such as flowers, music and refreshments instead. Though not its own fanfic,Potteroticais a podcast worth checking out for any fan of Harry Potter erotica. Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. But when their children of the future appears, they are to read the books of their past,. It was during a day like the others that certain Harry Potter characters found themselves locked up in a house. Filch, later, brought the jewel-encrusted casket with the Goblet of Fire inside. I am legitimately sad about it now. There are quite a few episodes already, so if you want to get your Harry Potter erotica fix while on the go, this podcast is your answer! [18] Although Filch was a Squib and could not make the map work properly,[18] he did know that it was called the Marauder's Map. Once again, this story features the surprise star of M/M Harry Potter erotica, Percy Weasley. I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? He whimpered as he hardened even more. In the night of 21 January, 1995, Filch almost caught Harry Potter while he was on his way back to Gryffindor Tower after having been in the Prefects' bathroom trying to solve the golden egg riddle for the Triwizard Tournament. [72] Hagrid, on his side, insulted Filch, calling him "that old git",[13] and a "sneakin' Squib", when the latter insulted him. In The Wolfsbane Effect by Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. On two occasions, he shut Mrs Norris inside a suit of armour, from which she was rescued by a furious Filch, yowling loudly. Modified 3 years, 4 months ago. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. In contrast to this warning, Hagrid remained his jovial self and tried to assure all of them that they were safe. InThe Dragon and the Roseby drcjsnider,generations collide when Rose Weasley gets intimate with Draco Malfoy. by Sarah1281. [21], During the 19851986 school year, Filch allowed Jacob's sibling and Penny Haywood to have Fang and Jacob's sibling's cat approach Mrs Norris, so Fang overcome his fear of cats. Mrs Norris, like her master, was infamously bad-tempered with anyone but Filch himself. Argus Filch seemed so interested in punishing rebellious students in the old manners. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. [36] Ron spent the evening of 5 September, 1992 with Filch, and kept burping up slugs all over Tom Riddle's Special Award for Services to the School. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike. The rumor spread tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Major Character Death, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (13), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. 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[65], Umbridge had gone through great lengths to gain Filch's loyalty, such as giving him permission to torture, and to have Peeves dismissed, due to Filch's knowledge around the school's secret passageways being second only to the Weasley twins. Inanimate objects get involved inFirst Encounterby Lyris Malachi. I cant write that well so dont expect anything amazing!! [65], Inspired by the twins' legendary flight to freedom, a great number of students wreaked havoc in the school: Lee Jordan[66] put Nifflers into Umbridge's office, which promptly tore the place apart while searching for shiny objects and leapt on Umbridge when she entered, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. [52], Yerse I've been telling Dumbledore for years and years he's too soft with you all. [12] Filch waged a constant war against the students and Peeves, the school's resident poltergeist. Drowned Boy by cest_what adds Marcus Flint into the Percy/Oliver mix. After the Gryffindor Quidditch team's practice on 24 October, Mrs Norris saw Harry Potter who was covered in soil and dirt. [77] During his funeral he sat next to Irma Pince, something Harry Potter took notice of, as he suspected a romantic relationship between the two. This series is a collection of one-shots in which Hermione explores several different lesbian relationships. What follows is a selection of some of the more interesting male/female erotic fics. Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. A joyous retelling of the Diagon Alley trip in Harrys second year with the Weasleys. Ginnys Self-Help Fantasyby mercuryidols dives into Ginny Weasleys secret lesbian fantasies about Hermione Granger. Develop your characters. Harry starts a new path for his life in the summer after second year. Poda se mu ho probrat a odvede ho k sob, protoe Harry odmtne se pemstit do nemocnice Sv. Or even just one page. Harry cast this jinx twice, to general applause, on an unsuspecting Argus Filch. Ron had to help Filch polish the silvers at the Trophy Room without using magic for his detention. InA Bit of Respite by Bryonia Alba,Percy and Oliver get some much needed alone time. The cat was found petrified under a message written on the wall saying that "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED. Please bear in mind that this list could hardly be comprehensive because there are so many fantastic pairings and stories to choose from, and feel free to share your own favorites in the comments. Did you lovethe movieGroundhog Day but also lamented the lack of wizard boy sex in it? [68] During the Start-of-Term Feast, Albus Dumbledore informed the students that Filch had asked him to remind the them that there was a blanket ban on any joke items bought at Fred and George Weasley's shop, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. [48], On several occasions in December, Filch had to take Peeves from inside suits of armour, where he had taken to hide, singing Christmas carols with very rude lyrics of his own invention.[49]. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. [32], On their very first morning at Hogwarts, 2 September, 1991, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley managed to get on Filch's wrong side. He also told Professor Dumbledore, in what he said was the four-hundred-and-sixty second time, to remind the students that magic was not permitted in corridors between classes.[53]. Highlights from the author include Anxious, a 31-chapter epic exploration of Ron and Hermiones very adult relationship, and Midnight, a sexy Deathly Hallows-era one shot. Editors Note, 6/22/2020: Following are the works of independent creators. Harry finds a butt plug that makes the person with it in them horny as hell. Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. The idea of sex has always frightened Neville, but Luna is more than happy to guide the way. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. "Pleasetell me." Harry said, looking worried. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. Hearing this, Filch thought that Peeves stole the egg. Filch was also the only one of the Hogwarts staff to stay at Hogwarts Castle during the summer holidays. They were saved by Quirinus Quirrell, who vouched for them while passing by. #1. [20], During this school year, Jacob's sibling tried to invite him to Hagrid's birthday party, which was pretty successful and he attended the party, although Professor McGonagall considered it a miracle if he agreed to celebrate anything whatsoever. Harry Potter Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. No matter what your interests, if youre a Harry Potter fan (and who isnt? After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. It is rumoured that he used to clean the shackles in his office hoping the Headmaster would let him use them on students again one day. On Valentine's Day, 1996, Harry Potter and Cho Chang departed for Hogsmeade together. Harry decides to have sex in his last year at Hogwarts with anyone that he wanted. [14] Then, he believed that Harry was the one who petrified Mrs Norris, Filch's cat, as he was one of the few people who knew he was a Squib. The twins are confused and horny. This work now includes mini series as well as oneshots. [42] Filch helped secure the Castle on Professor Dumbledore's instruction, lowering the portcullis and bolting the front doors of the Clock Tower. [34] The caretaker took them to Minerva McGonagall's office, where they were joined by Neville Longbottom and Draco Malfoy who had also been caught out of bed. InBustle by yeaka, Quidditch star Oliver Wood has to deal with adoring fans and his raging desire for his boyfriend Percy. AU. The dark side of Gilderoy Lockhart's one-sided love for Henrietta. After he opened a book that screamed, Filch arrived on the scene almost immediately but was unable to see Harry. Harry Potter and Georgia knightly have suffered at both the same night.join them through their journey with their friends at their times in Hogwarts the good and bad. [6] Skinny-ankled,[72] Filch would usually wheeze[13] and shuffle when walking. Arthur is fascinated by Harry's stretch marks. [26], Filch's relationship with most professors was unknown. I'm looking for a Harry Potter fanfic in which Harry goes to the past and is 5 or 7 years old. Sybill Trelawney has a catastrophic vision: Teantaichean, the terrifying monster of a thousand tentacles, is summoned by a treacherous wizard who desires the destruction of all the wizards world. Personally, my favorite couple will always be Ron and Hermione, and not even J.K. Rowling herself can talk me out of this. [18], The caretaker had punished them many times during their Hogwarts years, for their trouble-making. Filch disliked Rubeus Hagrid, the Gamekeeper and later Care of Magical Creatures professor. Malfoy, however, never showed up and instead tipped Filch that there would be students out of bed in the Trophy Room. What if Lockhart had prevented Harry from following the voice in the pipes? Rated M.] Okay, so this isn't the film actor for James Potter. At the end of the day, Umbridge was dishevelled, sweaty-faced and soot-blackened from trying to extinguish the fireworks, and Filch set one of his brooms ablaze when he tried to swat at the fireworks in midair. In a world where Vernon decided to get the freak out of his house as long as possible before he starts training his magical powers, the man sells Harry to his boss for the next five years when Harry was five. [77] At night, while not patrolling the corridors, Filch wore an old flannel dressing gown. [8], Near the start of the 19891990 school year, Jacob's sibling approached Filch in his office, where they asked him if he had seen their brother Jacob who had been spotted on school grounds. He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. [13], The next school year, Filch was furious when Harry learnt that he was a Squib. Among his many file cabinets documenting the punishments he handed out over the years, Filch had an entire drawer dedicated to the twins. The films omit Peeves the Poltergeist, and so Filch's ongoing war with him is omitted also. 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